(Mexican because this might be
the last time I use Mexican because the TRUMP WALL is about to go up)
SUBLIME
The Table Was Run |
The last time we visited the Sublime and the Ridiculous the
Packers were in the middle of their 8 game winning streak and about to play the
Vikings the day before Christmas. Also everyone had predicted the Packers to
win and they did, of course, knocking the Vikings out of the playoffs, and then
went on to beat the Lions to end the season and knock them out of the North
title to regain the title the Packers lost to the Vikings last season in the
final game. I would say that is pretty SUBLIME.
SUBLIMELY
Another Hail Mary Added To Rodgers' Legend |
The Packers opened the playoffs against the dreaded Giants
at Lambeau Field, where New York
had eliminated the Packers the last two times the two teams faced each other in
the playoffs. The Packers not only eliminated the Giants, but embarrassed them
doing it by the tune of 38-13. NOW that was very SUBLIMELY.
RIDICULOUS
The Monday before the playoffs opened with the New York
Giants at Lambeau Field Odell Beckham, Jr. took his fellow receivers on an
outing to Florida
and rented a cheesy yacht of sorts to have a boys day out. OBJ and his mates
then had their worst game of the season catching 13 of 30 passes thrown to them
for 194 yards and 1 TD. OBJ caught only 4 out of 11 passes thrown his way
dropping 3 for just 28 yards.
OBJ
responded to the criticism about the trip after the game, “There
was nothing that could connect seven days ago to today and how we came out and
played and executed. There’s just nothing in the world. That’s not realistic.”
OBJ doesn't get it. It was not about a direct line
between traveling to Florida, renting a cheesy boat, finding some local honeys
to share that boat (did you notice they were by themselves when that picture of
taken, just noticing) and then flying back to practice on Tuesday. What it was
about was the distraction it caused leading up to a one-and-done playoff game.
OBJ needs to grow up and stop being RIDICULOUS.
RIDICULOUSLY
After the Giants game All-Pro man-child OBJ (after his
outburst after the game and many times during the season I will now refer to
him as Junior) was so pissed he punched the wall outside the Lambeau Field
Visitor's Locker Room. I hope you noticed I didn't say Junior was pissed about
the loss because I don't know if he was since everything about him is about him
and not the team or the NFL or his dad or anyone else. Junior has some growing
up to do.
RIDICULOUSLYLY
As ridiculous Junior's behavior was that was not the most
ridiculous thing about the incident. I think a more important aspect was missed
by all the media and all the Packer Backers from the Hall of Montezuma to the
shores of Tripoli .
The wall Junior punched to cause a hole was sheetrock. Why is there a wall
where the opposing team can see made of sheetrock? Was a real brick or some
other material wall too expensive to put up when Lambeau was refurbished? I
think having outer walls make of sheetrock the real story here and not some childish player lashing out.
RIDICULOUSLYLYLY
The showing of Aaron Rodgers' Big Fan came and went and I
think it was RIDICULOUS. The Packer Backers who were chosen as the 3 fans were RIDICULOUS
to say the least. They, along with the other fans on the other 3 showings for
that matter, were either told to act stupid or are actually stupid. I felt bad
for Aaron Rodgers having to be on the show. I hope this doesn't become a
regular thing for the TV star wannabe during the offseason. His brother looked
stupid enough being The Bachelor without Aaron following in his "making
the most of his 15-mintues of 'shame'" period. I hope Olivia Munn had
nothing to do with this decision.
PRETTY SUBLIMELY
Speaking of Olivia Munn went to Instagram and literally
penned a thank you letter to the Packer Backers, who only a year ago was
blaming her for Aaron Rodgers bad play last season.
That was very classy of her and I hope the Packer Backer
Haters and you know who you are "The Tedders" learn something
valuable from a lady who could have just went home to California and left all
your "shit" behind. She didn't and for that I will award her
"Packer Backer of the Year".
RIDICULOUSLYLYLY AGAIN
Back to Big Fan. Host Andy Richter is about as lame as it
gets as a personality and a game show host. Conan O'Brien's Ed McMahan left the
Late Show in 2000 to pursue a movie career. Now that is RIDICULOUS considering
he is personality challenged to begin with, but there is no accounting for film
and TV executives who have money to burn. Richter has 112 acting credits to his
name on IMDB with 15 being live action moves from 2000 to 2006. Since then he
has appeared almost exclusively on TV programs. But again, in my opinion he is
RIDICULOUS.
SUBLIMELY PLUS
Today Jordy Nelson was name the Sporting News "Comeback
Player of the Year" after also being name by the Pro Football Writers'
Association the week before. The official AP "Comeback Player of the
Year" award will be given out next week.
Let's hope for a clean sweep to make Jordy's season leading
the league in TD receptions with 14 and returning to the field after suffering
2 or more fractured ribs against the Giants. He not only returned to the field
against the Fal...(the team that will not be named), but caught the 1st pass and
ended up with 6 catches out of 9 thrown for 67 yards and 1 TD.
Jordy Nelson is
truly SUBLIME, SUBLIMELY and SUBLIMELY PLUS all in one smiley body.
OBTW: Day Three of Held Hostage by 1265 Lombardi Avenue and Dom Capers is still Defensive Coordinator of the Packers. Hopefully, tomorrow my prayers will be answered.
OBTW: Day Three of Held Hostage by 1265 Lombardi Avenue and Dom Capers is still Defensive Coordinator of the Packers. Hopefully, tomorrow my prayers will be answered.
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