Wednesday, January 25, 2017

FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS, PART VEINTICUATRO

(Mexican because this might be the last time I use Mexican because the TRUMP WALL is about to go up)

SUBLIME
The Table Was Run

The last time we visited the Sublime and the Ridiculous the Packers were in the middle of their 8 game winning streak and about to play the Vikings the day before Christmas. Also everyone had predicted the Packers to win and they did, of course, knocking the Vikings out of the playoffs, and then went on to beat the Lions to end the season and knock them out of the North title to regain the title the Packers lost to the Vikings last season in the final game. I would say that is pretty SUBLIME.


SUBLIMELY
Another Hail Mary Added To Rodgers' Legend

The Packers opened the playoffs against the dreaded Giants at Lambeau Field, where New York had eliminated the Packers the last two times the two teams faced each other in the playoffs. The Packers not only eliminated the Giants, but embarrassed them doing it by the tune of 38-13. NOW that was very SUBLIMELY.

RIDICULOUS

The Monday before the playoffs opened with the New York Giants at Lambeau Field Odell Beckham, Jr. took his fellow receivers on an outing to Florida and rented a cheesy yacht of sorts to have a boys day out. OBJ and his mates then had their worst game of the season catching 13 of 30 passes thrown to them for 194 yards and 1 TD. OBJ caught only 4 out of 11 passes thrown his way dropping 3 for just 28 yards.
Junior Still Thinking About That Boat Ride Drops A Pass

OBJ responded to the criticism about the trip after the game, “There was nothing that could connect seven days ago to today and how we came out and played and executed. There’s just nothing in the world. That’s not realistic.”

OBJ doesn't get it. It was not about a direct line between traveling to Florida, renting a cheesy boat, finding some local honeys to share that boat (did you notice they were by themselves when that picture of taken, just noticing) and then flying back to practice on Tuesday. What it was about was the distraction it caused leading up to a one-and-done playoff game. OBJ needs to grow up and stop being RIDICULOUS.

RIDICULOUSLY

After the Giants game All-Pro man-child OBJ (after his outburst after the game and many times during the season I will now refer to him as Junior) was so pissed he punched the wall outside the Lambeau Field Visitor's Locker Room. I hope you noticed I didn't say Junior was pissed about the loss because I don't know if he was since everything about him is about him and not the team or the NFL or his dad or anyone else. Junior has some growing up to do.

RIDICULOUSLYLY

As ridiculous Junior's behavior was that was not the most ridiculous thing about the incident. I think a more important aspect was missed by all the media and all the Packer Backers from the Hall of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. The wall Junior punched to cause a hole was sheetrock. Why is there a wall where the opposing team can see made of sheetrock? Was a real brick or some other material wall too expensive to put up when Lambeau was refurbished? I think having outer walls make of sheetrock the real story here and not some childish player lashing out.

RIDICULOUSLYLYLY

The showing of Aaron Rodgers' Big Fan came and went and I think it was RIDICULOUS. The Packer Backers who were chosen as the 3 fans were RIDICULOUS to say the least. They, along with the other fans on the other 3 showings for that matter, were either told to act stupid or are actually stupid. I felt bad for Aaron Rodgers having to be on the show. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing for the TV star wannabe during the offseason. His brother looked stupid enough being The Bachelor without Aaron following in his "making the most of his 15-mintues of 'shame'" period. I hope Olivia Munn had nothing to do with this decision.

PRETTY SUBLIMELY

Speaking of Olivia Munn went to Instagram and literally penned a thank you letter to the Packer Backers, who only a year ago was blaming her for Aaron Rodgers bad play last season.

That was very classy of her and I hope the Packer Backer Haters and you know who you are "The Tedders" learn something valuable from a lady who could have just went home to California and left all your "shit" behind. She didn't and for that I will award her "Packer Backer of the Year".

RIDICULOUSLYLYLY AGAIN

Back to Big Fan. Host Andy Richter is about as lame as it gets as a personality and a game show host. Conan O'Brien's Ed McMahan left the Late Show in 2000 to pursue a movie career. Now that is RIDICULOUS considering he is personality challenged to begin with, but there is no accounting for film and TV executives who have money to burn. Richter has 112 acting credits to his name on IMDB with 15 being live action moves from 2000 to 2006. Since then he has appeared almost exclusively on TV programs. But again, in my opinion he is RIDICULOUS.

SUBLIMELY PLUS
Jordy After Getting His Ribs Fractured

Today Jordy Nelson was name the Sporting News "Comeback Player of the Year" after also being name by the Pro Football Writers' Association the week before. The official AP "Comeback Player of the Year" award will be given out next week.
You Can't Keep A Good Jordy Down

Let's hope for a clean sweep to make Jordy's season leading the league in TD receptions with 14 and returning to the field after suffering 2 or more fractured ribs against the Giants. He not only returned to the field against the Fal...(the team that will not be named), but caught the 1st pass and ended up with 6 catches out of 9 thrown for 67 yards and 1 TD.

Jordy Nelson is truly SUBLIME, SUBLIMELY and SUBLIMELY PLUS all in one smiley body.

OBTW: Day Three of Held Hostage by 1265 Lombardi Avenue and Dom Capers is still Defensive Coordinator of the Packers. Hopefully, tomorrow my prayers will be answered.

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