Dez Bryant Is A Pill The Packers Need To Swallow

I loved Golden Richards, Bob “The Bullet” Hayes, Lance “Bambi” Alworth. I hated with a passion and still hate “Cocaine” Michael Irvin and Terrell (I will never call him TO because he likes it) Owens. And I never liked Dez Bryant. OBTW I hated and still hate Deion Sanders, even though he has nothing to do with this article except he is a former Cowboy I despise even more now that he is a talking head. That said the other talking heads I don’t despise are buzzing about the Packers maybe signing Bryant and I might agree it might be a good move.

Brett Favre, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Gunslinger

The long nightmare of Brett Favre's mouth seems to have finally come to a close. Don't get me wrong. I love the man, the myth, the legend, the gunslinger, the greatest Packers quarterback (by statistical analysis), the face of the Packers, the man who brought the team out of the Wilderness Years and made Green Bay relevant again.

 

I watch the games in my town in what is now known as a Bears bar. This makes watching the games a Maalox event because Bears fans are absolutely the worst people (even worse than Seahawks fans only because they have been at it longer) to watch games with in general and to be a Packerbacker in the same room with them. They go out of their way to hurl insults at us when we just want to watch the game and don't make comments about them (unless provoked, since I have been known to make comments back, but only if hurled at first).

 

Anyway the excellence that is Favre (interceptions withstanding) seemed to have really got under their fur. Anti-Favre comments are the majority of their insults, but since he left they seem to have settled on just insults in general.

 

But I digress again. A little more historical context. I'm not a fan of Ted Thompson (the list of many reasons will be another rant) and I felt (seems I'm in the minority on this one) he wasted Favre's last years, especially the 2007 season when we lost to the Giants in overtime at Lambeau.